he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize