He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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