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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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