a queef is a wish your heart makes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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