come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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