This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Naked Twister starts at high noon
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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