Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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