I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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