Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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