i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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