I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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