glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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