This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
too bad you live with your parents still
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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