Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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