She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
where are my eyebrows?
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