Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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