matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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