before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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