No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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