do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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