Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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