OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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