Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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