Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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