i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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