If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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