She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
COCAINE IS GR8
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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