Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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