He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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