Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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