I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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