okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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