Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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