yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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