Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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