I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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