Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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