he puts the penis in happiness.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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