So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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