we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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