Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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