You work out of a Hotel?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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