those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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