Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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