Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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