she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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