There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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