Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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