Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
As shirtless as possible
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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