I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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