When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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