Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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