I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
