Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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